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1. I can do a back-bend! (I'll bet you can too. Try washing your hair in ice cold water.)
2. Fellow children of the eighties, now hear this: All those hours you spent playing Frogger will come in handy if you ever have to treat the intersection of a six-lane highway as a four-way-stop.
3. As a child, you suffered can after can of Chef Boyardee because that's what mother gave you. As an adult, you'll suffer through can after can of Chef Boyardee because that's what FEMA gave you.
4. The Inuit people are sitting on a veritable gold mine! If only they can figure out how to get all that ice into bags...
5. There are stars in that there sky! And planets! (With no light for three counties, we had a fantastic view of Mars.)
November 8 2005, 02:48:37 UTC 6 years ago
Frogger
I've been thinking about frogger all day... Every intersection. blip blip blip Crossing the intersection. I've been laughing about that all day... today I was sitting at an out light, waiting for it to change. That was so amusing to me. I was waiting for it to turn green. Now it could be a couple of weeks before it changes and I'd still be there if my mind hadn't come back....Anonymous
November 9 2005, 04:36:47 UTC 6 years ago
Bro actually REQUESTED Chef Boyardee. By name. FEMA hasn't wanted to give him so much as a toothpick, so I was running him food with his drugs. He said "just buy stuff, i'll eat it" so he got an odd assortment indeed.
November 16 2005, 01:26:01 UTC 6 years ago